I kissed a fish and I liked it!!

I have had to blog about this the kids have begged me to do so constantly. The story goes.. A few weeks ago I went into the kitchen to find our goldfish on its side and not breathing. The kids came in and seen him and they all burst out crying and begging me to save Mr Fish. I told them that he was going to heaven and that he would be in a nice big bowl with lots of toys . They were having none of it, their tiny faces were so sad. I went on the internet and found a forum which suggested that he go straight in a salt water solution and this may save him. I made the bowl of water as fast as I could as I was transferring him into it the kids said “what about the kiss of life?” I was not up for it but they begged and sobbed, so giving it all my motherly love. I did a little puff of air into its mouth and gave him a kiss bye. I placed him in the bowl and left him alone, 2 hours later I checked him, he was alive and swimming around. The kids say it was the salt bath, I think it was my kiss. I know it sounds grim kissing a cold slimy fish but I would like to say it’s not as bad as kissing your ex!!